Allentown, my love for you has been loud and clear. I even moved my headquarters in downtown. Unfortunately, your passionate disapproval for my marketing tactics has shut the doors of various business opportunities in downtown.
Here are a few reasons why I moved out of Allentown:
With that being said it’s not over Allentown. I’m starting a movement and I haven’t even launched it yet. But when we do we're going to get some of the world's biggest celebrities to come to Allentown to ignite it. Don’t worry I haven’t given up on you. I still love you but unfortunately, I can’t conduct a successful business in Allentown at this time, therefore I’m moving to Manhattan instead.
PS: I’ll see you in Court next week.